Tea Birds Returns!!!

Tea Birds: Still hot!

Someone fill this angel's cup, tout de suite!

Heaven is a warm cup and a warm smile.

More Hotties With Hot Teas!

(Thanks for the title you-know-who-you-are!)

Hmmm...

After a looong time of practically zero interest in this blog, apart from the guy who keeps spam-commenting Aishwarya Rai links (which I supposed isn't altogether a bad thing)- suddenly Tea Birds is getting thousands of hits per day. Thanks to... whoever for linking me.

Now to more pressing concerns: If you are going to submit photos, which I wholeheartedly encourage you to do, please remain mindful that this is a photoblog featuring girls/women drinking tea who are also cute. It's not enough that they should just be female and drinking tea, see? I say this meaning absolutely no disrespect to those who have sent photos of their wives and girlfriends, only not to see them posted- nor to those who, more tragically, have submitted self-portraits. I realize cuteness is in the eye of the b. Just be objective, that's all. This new photo (thanks again, mate!) should illustrate my point.

Cute \/

PHOTO REMOVED AT OWNER'S REQUEST :(

It's been a long time...

...since I've posted any pics here. But I assure you it is only because I want to keep the quality of the pictures high. Every girl I post must pass my stringent standard of cuteness. And they must also appear to really love tea, of course. Enjoy the new selection!

Until next time,
-HS

More Darjeeling Darlings

:)

Any man will tell you: It's not the size of the cups, but how she holds them that matters.

Tea Birds: Making tea sexy again. One cup at a time...

Tea For Two

Muggin' It

An open letter to fans of Tea Birds

A visitor writes:

I hope you keep up the Tea Birds! Love 'em.

Hardley Surton, says:

Truth be told, Tea Birds is the most difficult of all my photoblogs to keep up with. Pictures of sexy girls wearing their Sunday best at tea parties are not as plentiful as, say, pictures of sorority girls in bad-cop Halloween costumes beer bonging at keg parties. It's a shame, I know. But it's nice to know that Tea Birds has a fan. I'll try harder.
-HS

Are you cute because you drink tea, or do you drink tea because you are cute?

Now THAT'S my kind of tea party!

Ah! The touch of angelic lips to warm china...

Coffee, tea or you?

Isn't it obvious, my dear?

Asian cuties with tea cups

God love 'em.

This is not your mother's tea party

Top 10 Reasons Tea is Like Sex

Top Ten Reasons Tea is Like Sex
by Hardley Surton

10. It's warm

9. It's wet.

8. It's even better with honey.

7. It makes for a refreshing afternoon break.

6. It can be enjoyed in a bag, but it's usually much better loose.

5. Ultimately, it's the woman who decides when to make it.

4. You can have it by yourself, but it's not as fun as with a friend.

3. It's really hot at first, but cools down eventually.

2. Two words: Cucumber sandwiches.

1. When it's over you're kind of sad, and there's a mess to clean up.

http://teabirds.blogspot.com/2006/08/top-10-reasons-tea-is-like-sex.html

Absolutely no reason.

There is absolutely no reason why hot chicks cannot be civilized.

Unfortunately however, experience shows that a woman with a face of an angel and a body built for sin will more often than not have the mind of an East End lorrie driver. These sexy girls need to be shown how to behave. They need to learn that men actually do expect, want more. The examples set for them in the media are disastrous.
















My photoblogs are an antidote. These are pictures of real life girls. Pictures of cute, sexy, real women who understand the way a hottie should behave: Wine, not beer. Tea, not coffee. Books, not television.

Hardley has spoken....

Tea is nought but this...

Tea is nought but this:
First you heat the water,
Then you make the tea.
Then you drink it properly.
That is all you need to know.
-Rikyu

People may wonder why I do this.

And they may well do so.

It's the challenge, really. Can I find enough uncommonly cute tea drinkers to justify a site? Can I create an audience for a non-existent niche? Can I turn what is essentially an absurd idea into a profitable enterprise? Stay tuned to find out!

OK, What's the Deal??

Many of you, being new visitors to Tea Birds and its sister-site "Women With Wine", are likely a bit baffled by the appearance of things around here. Who are all these cute girls, and why are they all drinking? Is this some kind of weird beverage fetish? Is it all a big joke? Well, all I can say is there are plenty of things in life we don't understand, but that doesn't stop us from enjoying them, now does it? So quit asking "why?" and bask in the glory that is Tea Birds. And don't forget: Your very own Tea Cutie photos may be submitted any time to hardleysurton [at] hotmail.com. Cup size is irrelevant.

Welcome to Tea Birds!